Indeed Sir, welcome aboard. KrackenBait, let us hope that is not what fate has in store for you. I have just restocked my supply of Burgundy, after that little party with Alba and Charming Julia. Those ladies seem to have hollow legs. I swear they can put it away faster than most gentlemen. Yet they give back infinitely more by their mere presents.
So if you should find yourself anchored nearby do drop in and share a glass so that we may speak … of shoes and ships, and sealing wax, of cabbages, and kings, and why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wigs … (the Walrus)
Fear not, I was released last week from the sanitarium, and the doctors tell me, I’m much better now!